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Hilarious quotes by theists.
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RE: Hilarious quotes by theists.
August 28, 2009 at 1:49 pm (This post was last modified: August 28, 2009 at 1:57 pm by fr0d0.)
I liked this one:

"I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie - JohnR7, Christian forums [2006-Nov-04] "

Then there's:

"To say the Bible was written by men and may contain inaccuracies completely contradicts the word of the Bible. - Ia Orana, MSN Miss Manners [2008-Jan-01] "

Huh

Or:

"A missionary I knew watched a bullet headed for him do a RIGHT ANGLE before it got to him. - MartyrInTraining, FulfilledProphecy.com [2007-Jan-08] "

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Hilarious quotes by theists. - by LukeMC - August 27, 2009 at 6:10 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Kyuuketsuki - August 28, 2009 at 4:36 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by fr0d0 - August 28, 2009 at 1:49 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Edwardo Piet - August 28, 2009 at 1:50 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by fr0d0 - August 28, 2009 at 2:21 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Overmars - August 28, 2009 at 2:26 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Samson - August 29, 2009 at 12:24 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Minimalist - August 29, 2009 at 8:58 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Samson - August 29, 2009 at 9:47 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Minimalist - August 29, 2009 at 9:52 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Samson - August 30, 2009 at 2:39 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by theVOID - August 30, 2009 at 4:55 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Retorth - August 30, 2009 at 9:13 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Kyuuketsuki - August 30, 2009 at 12:16 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by LukeMC - August 30, 2009 at 4:05 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by theVOID - September 10, 2009 at 5:51 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Kyuuketsuki - September 10, 2009 at 6:37 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Minimalist - August 30, 2009 at 4:10 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by LukeMC - August 30, 2009 at 4:12 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Minimalist - August 30, 2009 at 4:57 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by fr0d0 - August 30, 2009 at 4:33 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Darwinian - August 30, 2009 at 4:35 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Tiberius - September 2, 2009 at 7:25 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Dotard - September 2, 2009 at 1:10 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Violet - September 2, 2009 at 1:29 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by fr0d0 - September 2, 2009 at 2:37 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by LukeMC - September 2, 2009 at 2:58 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Tiberius - September 2, 2009 at 3:52 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by fr0d0 - September 2, 2009 at 4:45 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Edwardo Piet - September 2, 2009 at 6:09 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by fr0d0 - September 2, 2009 at 6:37 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Edwardo Piet - September 2, 2009 at 6:39 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by LukeMC - September 2, 2009 at 6:47 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Edwardo Piet - September 2, 2009 at 6:51 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by LukeMC - September 2, 2009 at 6:54 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by fr0d0 - September 2, 2009 at 7:00 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Edwardo Piet - September 2, 2009 at 7:02 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by fr0d0 - September 2, 2009 at 7:30 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Edwardo Piet - September 2, 2009 at 7:32 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by fr0d0 - September 2, 2009 at 7:43 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Edwardo Piet - September 2, 2009 at 7:45 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Dotard - September 2, 2009 at 8:15 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Rhizomorph13 - September 3, 2009 at 11:33 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by fr0d0 - September 3, 2009 at 12:00 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Rhizomorph13 - September 3, 2009 at 12:27 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Edwardo Piet - September 3, 2009 at 12:01 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by fr0d0 - September 3, 2009 at 1:52 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Edwardo Piet - September 3, 2009 at 5:15 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Violet - September 3, 2009 at 5:31 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Edwardo Piet - September 3, 2009 at 5:32 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Violet - September 3, 2009 at 6:06 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by LukeMC - September 3, 2009 at 6:58 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by fr0d0 - September 3, 2009 at 7:04 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Edwardo Piet - September 3, 2009 at 7:07 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Samson - September 3, 2009 at 11:16 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Edwardo Piet - September 4, 2009 at 12:00 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Rhizomorph13 - September 9, 2009 at 1:27 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by fr0d0 - September 9, 2009 at 3:22 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Edwardo Piet - September 10, 2009 at 10:01 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Eilonnwy - September 10, 2009 at 12:34 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Retorth - September 10, 2009 at 12:38 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Eilonnwy - September 11, 2009 at 11:35 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by fr0d0 - September 11, 2009 at 1:23 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by UpNorth - September 14, 2009 at 1:04 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by littlegrimlin1 - September 18, 2009 at 2:10 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Violet - September 18, 2009 at 2:14 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by fr0d0 - September 18, 2009 at 3:37 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Edwardo Piet - September 18, 2009 at 9:12 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Sudekai - November 30, 2009 at 8:11 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Edwardo Piet - December 1, 2009 at 11:52 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Autumnlicious - December 2, 2009 at 12:39 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Joe Bloe - December 20, 2009 at 2:13 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by theVOID - December 20, 2009 at 3:00 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Joe Bloe - December 20, 2009 at 1:18 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Minimalist - December 20, 2009 at 4:56 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Dotard - December 20, 2009 at 9:30 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Minimalist - December 20, 2009 at 10:20 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Ashes1995 - December 29, 2009 at 3:54 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Minimalist - December 29, 2009 at 11:44 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by downbeatplumb - January 9, 2010 at 10:17 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Rhizomorph13 - January 12, 2010 at 12:22 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Edwardo Piet - January 16, 2010 at 7:36 am

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