why worship god?

[kılıç_mehmet]

Well, he might just make you bend over if he wants to. Whether you want to or not. He can make you want to bend over for him. He is God. You are ought to worship him at his request.

Not if god doesn't exist.

Certainly. But if he does?

I'd expect nothing less from a cowardly sycophant. Go ahead, bend over. I prefer to maintain my integrity and self-respect.

You can't maintain anything if God doesn't want you to maintain it. If he wanted you to bend over, you would want to bend over, even if you didn't want to bend over a second ago.
I guess this is the least that can be expected from God, if a mortal illusionist can do this by means of hypnosis.

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Besides, I'll warn you once more on who you're calling a coward. Best to watch your words in the future when talking to people in real life.