Alcohol

[Rev. Rye]

Catholicism is the perfect religion for drinking. The first time I got drunk was at an anniversary party in the cafeteria of the church/elementary school, post a special mass in honor of said anniversary, at the behest of my family. I was.... very young.

If you're going to believe a bunch of stupid crap, you might as well get wasted. You're already wasted.

And there's an order of monks which not only brews beer, but brews beer which is commonly considered to be among the best in the world. They're called the Trappists, and I actually once wrote a short story that was set in a beer-brewing monastery.