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God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits.

Minimalist Offline

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RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits.

May 29, 2012 at 5:24 pm (This post was last modified: May 29, 2012 at 5:25 pm by Minimalist.)

In 1 Samuel 9 "god" thinks he has found the right man to be king. Saul gets all sorts of accolades but then, when he fails to carry out der fuhrer's bloodthirsty orders we find in 1 Samuel 15

Quote:10 Then the word of the Lord came to Samuel, saying, 11 “ I regret that I have made Saul king, for he has turned back from [f]following Me and has not carried out My commands.”

How come fucking jehovah didn't know that before he appointed "Saul?"

God always comes across as something of a shmuck in these things. I'm sure G-C will come up with some stupid excuse that will help him sleep at night.

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God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Greatest I am - May 29, 2012 at 4:14 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Minimalist - May 29, 2012 at 4:17 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Cyberman - May 29, 2012 at 4:24 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Darwinian - May 29, 2012 at 4:26 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Drich - May 29, 2012 at 5:18 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Greatest I am - May 29, 2012 at 7:13 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Drich - May 29, 2012 at 11:27 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Greatest I am - May 30, 2012 at 1:04 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Godschild - May 30, 2012 at 3:11 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Minimalist - May 29, 2012 at 5:24 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Undeceived - May 29, 2012 at 6:37 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Minimalist - May 29, 2012 at 7:00 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Whateverist - May 29, 2012 at 8:29 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Minimalist - May 29, 2012 at 9:40 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Cyberman - May 29, 2012 at 9:49 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by padraic - May 29, 2012 at 11:31 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Minimalist - May 29, 2012 at 9:54 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Cyberman - May 29, 2012 at 10:00 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Jackalope - May 29, 2012 at 10:03 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Minimalist - May 29, 2012 at 11:34 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Drich - May 29, 2012 at 11:45 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Godschild - May 30, 2012 at 12:13 am

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Hovik - May 30, 2012 at 12:17 am

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Godschild - May 30, 2012 at 12:46 am

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Annik - May 30, 2012 at 12:50 am

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Godschild - May 30, 2012 at 1:12 am

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Annik - May 30, 2012 at 1:21 am

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Drich - May 31, 2012 at 12:37 am

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Minimalist - May 30, 2012 at 12:24 am

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Kayenneh - May 30, 2012 at 1:19 am

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Godschild - May 30, 2012 at 3:00 am

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Minimalist - May 30, 2012 at 2:23 am

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Kayenneh - May 30, 2012 at 3:03 am

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Annik - May 30, 2012 at 3:06 am

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Godschild - May 30, 2012 at 3:07 am

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Annik - May 30, 2012 at 3:09 am

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Godschild - May 30, 2012 at 2:35 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Minimalist - May 30, 2012 at 2:57 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Kayenneh - May 30, 2012 at 3:07 am

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Kayenneh - May 30, 2012 at 3:12 am

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by NoMoreFaith - May 30, 2012 at 3:51 am

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Welsh cake - May 30, 2012 at 7:52 am

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Anomalocaris - May 30, 2012 at 11:31 am

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Minimalist - May 30, 2012 at 4:04 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Kayenneh - May 30, 2012 at 4:10 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Greatest I am - May 30, 2012 at 4:39 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Godschild - May 31, 2012 at 12:17 am

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Minimalist - May 31, 2012 at 1:02 am

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Drich - May 31, 2012 at 2:10 am

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Ben Davis - June 1, 2012 at 11:10 am

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Kayenneh - May 31, 2012 at 2:18 am

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Minimalist - May 31, 2012 at 2:23 am

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by padraic - May 31, 2012 at 3:16 am

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Welsh cake - May 31, 2012 at 7:04 am

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Drich - May 31, 2012 at 11:50 am

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Anomalocaris - May 31, 2012 at 12:06 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Drich - May 31, 2012 at 9:43 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Tobie - May 31, 2012 at 2:16 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Minimalist - May 31, 2012 at 12:12 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Greatest I am - May 31, 2012 at 3:59 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Taqiyya Mockingbird - May 31, 2012 at 10:26 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Drich - May 31, 2012 at 11:05 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Erinome - May 31, 2012 at 11:11 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Drich - May 31, 2012 at 11:33 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Anomalocaris - June 1, 2012 at 10:21 am

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Drich - June 1, 2012 at 12:26 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Anomalocaris - June 1, 2012 at 12:37 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Drich - June 1, 2012 at 12:47 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by frankiej - June 1, 2012 at 12:50 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Anomalocaris - June 1, 2012 at 12:51 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Ben Davis - June 1, 2012 at 6:59 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Erinome - June 1, 2012 at 12:08 am

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Godschild - June 1, 2012 at 3:34 am

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Zen Badger - June 1, 2012 at 3:47 am

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Erinome - June 1, 2012 at 8:42 am

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Godschild - June 1, 2012 at 5:41 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Drich - June 1, 2012 at 9:09 am

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Erinome - June 1, 2012 at 10:13 am

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Epimethean - June 1, 2012 at 11:30 am

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Anomalocaris - June 1, 2012 at 12:02 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by The Grand Nudger - June 1, 2012 at 1:15 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Epimethean - June 1, 2012 at 1:21 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Anomalocaris - June 1, 2012 at 1:24 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Drich - June 1, 2012 at 1:42 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Anomalocaris - June 1, 2012 at 1:47 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Cyberman - June 1, 2012 at 1:36 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Drich - June 1, 2012 at 1:45 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Epimethean - June 1, 2012 at 1:43 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Cyberman - June 1, 2012 at 1:46 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Minimalist - June 1, 2012 at 1:57 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Drich - June 1, 2012 at 4:00 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Annik - June 1, 2012 at 4:03 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Anomalocaris - June 1, 2012 at 4:05 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Minimalist - June 1, 2012 at 4:16 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Faith No More - June 1, 2012 at 4:49 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Welsh cake - June 1, 2012 at 5:14 pm

RE: God is almost omnipotent. He has many limits. - by Epimethean - June 1, 2012 at 7:01 pm

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