A list of all of God's crimes

[Angrboda]

God is the court? So he's judge, jury, defendant AND executioner? Damn. That's a slick trick. If I had those odds, I'd be on the biggest crime spree that mankind has ever seen!

Waitaminute. Now that you mention it, that does make sense of many of the things I read in the bible. Maybe it's like a male version of Thelma and Louise, and the garden and the fall are God metaphorically telling the story of how he got "kicked out" of the god club, and took out his anger and resentment by creating the universe, and being bad to it, just like he felt they were bad to him. They say that abusers often were abused as children themselves. So our shitty world is God's catharsis for his shitty life. Dance, funny man, dance!


(Btw, I believe the abuse leads to abusers motif is a psychotherapeutic myth, but I'd have to double check my sources.)