A list of all of God's crimes

[Brian37]

I disagree. I would say that the element of responsibility is very much applicable. True, a person can absolve themselves of responsibility for their child by giving them up for adoption or paying child support. However, "God" can do neither of these things. Also, people are not all powerful and omnipotetnt. And if you want to argue that "God" is the equivalent of a deadbeat dad.... well, deadbeat dads are prosecuted and sent to jail for failing to live up to their responsibility.

I can't wait to see Dog the Bounty Hunter go after this one when he jumps bail.
What would the bail for this be anyway?

I don't think Dog would go after God. He is a god monger and 12 stepper. I think he'd do what most god mongers do and claim false persecution.