(June 6, 2012 at 2:05 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Now of course your point is that the numbers which are recorded in the bible are flat-out fucking absurd and would only be accepted by idiot jesus freaks who have long since abandoned any pretense of rational thought for fables. Does that pretty much cover it?
Yes. Thanks for the correction. So David's army was only 5 times the size of the combined legions at Rome's height. Even still, this is another great miracle and we can explain away the "absurdity" of the numbers with a simple "GodDidIt". Ta da!
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