I wouldn't be so hard on our Min. I, like Annik and almost certainly others, have been having a quiet little giggle at your... pun? ... ever since it appeared. If it was intentional, nice one. If not, nice one.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'