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Can YOU still be a firm atheist after watching these?

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Can YOU still be a firm atheist after watching these?
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RE: Can YOU still be a firm atheist after watching these?
June 16, 2012 at 7:20 pm (This post was last modified: June 16, 2012 at 7:21 pm by Tempus.)
(June 16, 2012 at 4:58 pm)Shell B Wrote: What if I could shoot laser beams out of my ass?

I'll tell you what if: it would be the most hilarious superpower, for a start. Can this laser beam be charged up to shoot a super beam? What's its range? Can it cut through steel? Do you need to warm up first? Does it ever accidentally fire? Does what you eat affect its potency? What colour is the beam? Turquoise?

I can't stop laughing. I don't even want to KNOW what your other orifices are capable of. Actually, I seem to remember some Asian movie where this guy was shooting laser beams out his mouth. That was fun.
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RE: Can YOU still be a firm atheist after watching these? - by Tempus - June 16, 2012 at 7:20 pm

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