A man goes to the dentist because he's having problems with his dentures. The dentist examines the dentures and discovers the plate is full of holes. He asks the man if he eats an excess amount of anything in particular. The man tells the dentist that his wife makes this delicious hollandaise sauce. He says that it's so good he puts it on practically everything. Just about every meal he's eating this hollandaise sauce!
The dentists says, "I see the problem here. We're going to have to get you a new plate and it needs to be made out of chrome."
The man looks at the dentist and says, "I've never heard of a dental plate being made out of chrome. Why does it need to be chrome?"
The dentist replies, "Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollendaise!"
The dentists says, "I see the problem here. We're going to have to get you a new plate and it needs to be made out of chrome."
The man looks at the dentist and says, "I've never heard of a dental plate being made out of chrome. Why does it need to be chrome?"
The dentist replies, "Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollendaise!"
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.
God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
