(July 6, 2012 at 9:35 am)Thor Wrote: So just go into a church, pick up a church bulletin and go get your 10% discount. Oh, and don't forget to leave some atheist pamphlets in the pews.
Even better, create and print out a bulletin from my pasta loving religion (my denomination of which is respectful enough to it's members that it doesn't require us to wake up early and says that we can put some sort of disclaimer on anything said before our first cup of coffee in the morning). Print it out and bring it in. Damn it I don't even need to shower, I can tuck my dirty hair up in my pirate hat.
Ooh, better yet, how about a bulletin from a Satan worshiping church (it doesn't matter if these churches exist or not)? Spatter a little blood and animal intestine on it for added realism.
I have studied the Bible and the theology behind Christianity for many years. I have been to many churches. I have walked the depth and the breadth of the religion and, as a result of this, I have a lot of bullshit to scrape off the bottom of my shoes. ~Ziploc Surprise
