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Well this ought to piss off the Vatican

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Well this ought to piss off the Vatican
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RE: Well this ought to piss off the Vatican
July 13, 2012 at 1:35 pm (This post was last modified: July 13, 2012 at 1:44 pm by pgrimes15.)
(July 11, 2012 at 3:17 pm)Ziploc Surprise Wrote: The billionaire philanthropist Melinda Gates, a practising Catholic, has thrown down the gauntlet to the Vatican and vowed to dedicate the rest of her life to improving access to contraception across the globe.

She must be SHITTING herself about Matthew 19:23-24, you know, the bit about camels and the eye of a needle.

HANG ON THOUGH, it actually talks about a rich MAN. Perhaps if Bill Gates transfered all his money to his wife they CAN go to heaven through a loophole, and still get to keep all their money. I think I may set up a website offering my services as a consultant on "hell avoidance" schemes for the wealthy - my charges would be tax deductable of course and I would operate a full "satisfaction guaranteed or your money back" scheme - you find yourself in hell and I will refund your money no questions asked.

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RE: Well this ought to piss off the Vatican - by Cato - July 11, 2012 at 3:33 pm
RE: Well this ought to piss off the Vatican - by Cato - July 11, 2012 at 4:30 pm
RE: Well this ought to piss off the Vatican - by Cinjin - July 11, 2012 at 4:07 pm
RE: Well this ought to piss off the Vatican - by JohnDG - July 11, 2012 at 4:36 pm
RE: Well this ought to piss off the Vatican - by Cato - July 12, 2012 at 1:40 am
RE: Well this ought to piss off the Vatican - by Cinjin - July 12, 2012 at 1:13 pm
RE: Well this ought to piss off the Vatican - by pgrimes15 - July 13, 2012 at 1:35 pm

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