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Well, shit... Now who are supposed to worship?
#1
Well, shit... Now who are supposed to worship?
Pastor Mboro has gone and done it, 'he killed Satan'

Quote:Mboro wrote: “When I got to hell, there was a queue of millions of people waiting to be braaied by Satan. I even saw some prominent South African politicians.

“I was so shocked because they lived like angels here on earth. I thought they went to heaven.

“When Satan saw me, he panicked and directed his army to kill me. Like Samson in the Bible, I defeated them. Satan was my last victim.”
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#2
RE: Well, shit... Now who are supposed to worship?
Bullshit. I'm hanging out with Satan right now.
I don't believe you. Get over it.
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#3
RE: Well, shit... Now who are supposed to worship?
It's amazing that so many stupid people have extra money to give to con men.
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#4
RE: Well, shit... Now who are supposed to worship?
I can have a plan ready in a couple weeks to redevelop the Vatican into a mixed use business/residential/recreational complex.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#5
RE: Well, shit... Now who are supposed to worship?
Glad I wasn't home that day.

Sooo dickhead. Just where and I suppose to spend eternity now?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#6
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Saved from WHAT now ?
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#7
RE: Well, shit... Now who are supposed to worship?
Quote:Pastor Paseka Motsoeneng, also known as Pastor Mboro, claimed on Facebook he went to hell and rid the world of its evils by killing the main man himself, Lucifer.

Next up, Trump.  Go get him, man.
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#8
RE: Well, shit... Now who are supposed to worship?
For the love of...I mean, is it any more obvious that religion is just an excuse for the people in charge of it to proclaim how large their dicks are without actually saying it? At this point, with all the molestation scandals, you'd think they'd want to tone down that kind of reference.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.
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RE: Well, shit... Now who are supposed to worship?
(July 3, 2017 at 6:27 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I can have a plan ready in a couple weeks to redevelop the Vatican into a mixed use business/residential/recreational complex.

Too late. The popes beat you by 1500 years.
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#10
RE: Well, shit... Now who are supposed to worship?
I always thought the Vatican was Disney's fantasyland head office?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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