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What would you not do even if offered 1 Million

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RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million

July 17, 2012 at 7:59 pm (This post was last modified: July 17, 2012 at 8:06 pm by Reforged.)

Things I would not do:
Have a length of serrated wire shred my entire body
Have my wood sawn off
Be used as a chew toy in a high security prison
Fuck the elephant man
Watch The Only Way Is Essex
Congratulate George Lucas on his alterations
Be blowtorched inside of a Mickey Mouse costume so my flesh sticks to it and I'm never able to take it off
Sit through a film starring Edward Cullen
Buy another game from EA
Have electrodes placed on my body that would electrocute me at random times for the rest of my life
Assassinate Stephen Fry
Go to another Download Festival
Live forever as the disembodied head of Dick Cheney
Put a child in the care of Kerry Katona
etc etc, there really is no limit to the things I wouldn't do for any sum of money.

Things I would do:
Everything else.

"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die."
- Abdul Alhazred.

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What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Brian37 - July 17, 2012 at 6:08 am

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by LastPoet - July 17, 2012 at 6:40 am

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Brian37 - July 17, 2012 at 6:49 am

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Napoléon - July 17, 2012 at 7:15 am

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Skepsis - July 17, 2012 at 9:05 am

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by jackman - July 17, 2012 at 8:38 am

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Brian37 - July 17, 2012 at 9:10 am

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Shell B - July 17, 2012 at 10:11 am

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by 5thHorseman - July 27, 2012 at 5:59 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by WhatIfGodWasJustAMyth - July 17, 2012 at 10:13 am

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Mister Agenda - July 17, 2012 at 10:31 am

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Ryantology - July 17, 2012 at 10:47 am

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Anomalocaris - July 17, 2012 at 11:55 am

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Napoléon - July 17, 2012 at 12:03 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Anomalocaris - July 17, 2012 at 12:11 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Shell B - July 17, 2012 at 12:17 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by ib.me.ub - July 26, 2012 at 10:22 am

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by LastPoet - July 17, 2012 at 12:42 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Anomalocaris - July 17, 2012 at 12:55 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Anomalocaris - July 17, 2012 at 12:50 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by LastPoet - July 17, 2012 at 12:54 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Anomalocaris - July 17, 2012 at 1:00 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Annik - July 17, 2012 at 12:57 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Darth - July 17, 2012 at 1:06 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Shell B - July 17, 2012 at 1:22 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Annik - July 17, 2012 at 1:32 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Brian37 - July 18, 2012 at 5:38 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Shell B - July 17, 2012 at 1:48 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Annik - July 17, 2012 at 2:13 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Shell B - July 17, 2012 at 4:42 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by frankiej - July 17, 2012 at 2:20 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Tempus - July 17, 2012 at 2:25 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by frankiej - July 17, 2012 at 2:27 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Tempus - July 17, 2012 at 3:46 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by downbeatplumb - July 17, 2012 at 2:24 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Anomalocaris - July 17, 2012 at 2:34 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by downbeatplumb - July 17, 2012 at 2:30 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Cato - July 17, 2012 at 7:40 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Cinjin - July 17, 2012 at 7:47 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Reforged - July 17, 2012 at 7:59 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Rhizomorph13 - July 17, 2012 at 8:41 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Reforged - July 17, 2012 at 11:27 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by padraic - July 17, 2012 at 8:46 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Cinjin - July 17, 2012 at 8:47 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Epimethean - July 17, 2012 at 8:53 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Shell B - July 17, 2012 at 9:07 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Autumnlicious - July 17, 2012 at 9:10 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Shell B - July 17, 2012 at 9:21 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Erinome - July 17, 2012 at 9:35 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by FemmeRealism - July 17, 2012 at 9:42 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Shell B - July 17, 2012 at 10:16 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Cato - July 17, 2012 at 11:59 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Shell B - July 18, 2012 at 12:13 am

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Reforged - July 18, 2012 at 12:18 am

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Shell B - July 18, 2012 at 12:19 am

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Reforged - July 18, 2012 at 12:28 am

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Superposition - July 18, 2012 at 12:25 am

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Brian37 - July 18, 2012 at 6:34 am

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by FemmeRealism - July 18, 2012 at 12:33 am

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Autumnlicious - July 18, 2012 at 12:54 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Anomalocaris - July 18, 2012 at 1:32 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by NickB - July 18, 2012 at 1:29 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Jackalope - July 18, 2012 at 4:12 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by frankiej - July 18, 2012 at 4:18 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Brian37 - July 18, 2012 at 5:06 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Napoléon - July 18, 2012 at 5:06 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Erinome - July 18, 2012 at 5:11 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Brian37 - July 18, 2012 at 5:14 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by frankiej - July 18, 2012 at 5:35 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Brian37 - July 19, 2012 at 9:58 am

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Darth - July 18, 2012 at 11:10 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by WhatIfGodWasJustAMyth - July 18, 2012 at 9:52 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by padraic - July 19, 2012 at 10:53 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Tempus - July 20, 2012 at 3:41 am

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by padraic - July 27, 2012 at 1:03 am

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Angrboda - July 20, 2012 at 3:53 am

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Epimethean - July 24, 2012 at 2:59 am

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Brian37 - July 26, 2012 at 9:39 am

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by The Grand Nudger - July 26, 2012 at 10:28 am

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Violet - July 27, 2012 at 5:55 pm

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RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by The Grand Nudger - July 27, 2012 at 6:01 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Jackalope - July 27, 2012 at 6:42 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Shell B - July 27, 2012 at 6:08 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by padraic - July 27, 2012 at 7:09 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Shell B - July 27, 2012 at 10:05 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by Jackalope - July 27, 2012 at 10:29 pm

RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million - by The Grand Nudger - August 1, 2012 at 12:09 pm

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