Shooting in Colorado leaves 12 dead, 58 wounded.

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Would be funny if it weren't so true.


http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/bo...ovies.html

FAIRFAX, Va. (The Borowitz Report)—Saying it was “high time to take action against the number one cause of violence in America,” the National Rifle Association issued a statement today urging a sweeping ban on movies.

All in all, the N.R.A.’s Klugian said he was “cautiously optimistic” that the organization’s call for new legislation would be heeded “because our message finally seems to be getting through: Guns don’t kill people. Movies kill people.”