Two nuns are driving through Transylvania when they stop for a traffic light. Suddenly, a miniature vampire drops onto their windshield! The vampire is hissing at them and showing his teeth.
"Sister Mary!", cries the nun in the passenger seat, "Get him off the car!"
Sister Mary replies, "What should I do?"
"Turn on the windshield wipers!"
Sister Mary replies, "Good idea!" She flips on the wipers and the mini vampire starts flopping back and forth as he holds on tightly to one of the wipers. He continues to hiss and show his teeth.
Sister Mary cries out, "He's still there! What should I do?"
The other nun shouts, "Hit him with the washer fluid!"
"Good idea!", Sister Mary responds, "I just filled it up with holy water when we stopped at the Vatican!"
Sister Mary hits the washer fluid and the water sprays all over the vampire, causing his skin to sizzle, but he continues to hang on!
"Oh, my god!", cries Sister Mary. "He's still there! What should I do?"
The other nun yells out, "Show him your cross!"
"Sister Mary says, "Good idea!"
She then rolls down her window, leans out and barks, "GET THE FUCK OFF MY CAR YA LITTLE ASSHOLE!"
"Sister Mary!", cries the nun in the passenger seat, "Get him off the car!"
Sister Mary replies, "What should I do?"
"Turn on the windshield wipers!"
Sister Mary replies, "Good idea!" She flips on the wipers and the mini vampire starts flopping back and forth as he holds on tightly to one of the wipers. He continues to hiss and show his teeth.
Sister Mary cries out, "He's still there! What should I do?"
The other nun shouts, "Hit him with the washer fluid!"
"Good idea!", Sister Mary responds, "I just filled it up with holy water when we stopped at the Vatican!"
Sister Mary hits the washer fluid and the water sprays all over the vampire, causing his skin to sizzle, but he continues to hang on!
"Oh, my god!", cries Sister Mary. "He's still there! What should I do?"
The other nun yells out, "Show him your cross!"
"Sister Mary says, "Good idea!"
She then rolls down her window, leans out and barks, "GET THE FUCK OFF MY CAR YA LITTLE ASSHOLE!"
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.
God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
