What’s the silliest joke your dad ever told?
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Dad jokes?
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Q. Why did the frog cross the road?
A. To get to his flatmate!
There are no atheists in terrorist training camps.
How much time you got buddy, lol?
Daaaaad, can you put on my shoes? -No, they're too small for me. Can I buy a book mark? Can I buy a book mark? Can I buy a book mark? -Why do you keep calling me Mark? Do you want your milk in a bag? -No, you can leave it in the jug.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
Q: What did the termite say at a house fire?
A: "Oh boy! Barbecue tonight!"
Disappointing theists since 1968!
 RE: Dad jokes?
December 12, 2019 at 3:12 pm
(This post was last modified: December 12, 2019 at 3:12 pm by Alex K.)
My Texan host dad:
Why do you Germans go to the restroom? You're a peein'
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
What’s a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer?
Comet RE: Dad jokes?
December 13, 2019 at 4:18 am
(This post was last modified: December 13, 2019 at 4:20 am by Alex K.)
(December 13, 2019 at 1:35 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: What’s a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer? And the weather outside is frightful but the fires are also pretty frightful and since we've no place to go Aaaaaaaaahrgh *dies*
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
 
My dad once shouted at my brother and I, when we were acting up, “There are times I wish I’d pulled out and sprayed you two over the sheets!”
Stay classy, Dr Dad.
Dying to live, living to die.
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