Writings during the lifetime of Jesus?

[spockrates]

I say you are trolling me. You got me for a while.

I say that it sounds to me that you mean a stupid question is an unwise one. For to ask questions but never seek any answers is an unproductive waste of time, which is foolish in the extreme! I suppose, then you must think me out of my mind! For who in his right mind would do such a thing for no good reason? My advice to you would be to stay as far away from a nut job like me, unless, of course you think it fun to mess with the mind of the mentally unstable. You don't, do you?

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Wait, don't answer that! How foolish of me to ask! I didn't want to know anyway.