Quote:or the devil told me to do it.
I used that one when I was five,for about a week. The nun at school had told us all about the devil and scared the shit out of some of us about hell.*.
Mummy 'splained me that when the devil made me do something, I was the one who would be punished.That was the end of that. Mummy then went to the school and tore that nun a new one. (really)
*"scaring the shit out of" a five year old has an entirely different meaning than for most adults.