RE: Is rape natural?
August 12, 2012 at 8:44 am
(This post was last modified: August 12, 2012 at 8:46 am by Whateverist.)
(August 11, 2012 at 10:13 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote:(August 11, 2012 at 9:46 pm)Shell B Wrote: Yeah, because they are by necessity both a mushroom slap and a teabag.
Only if time travel is possible in the future and an 80 year old doppelganger of myself has been causing mischief without my knowledge.
(August 11, 2012 at 9:46 pm)Napoleon Wrote: Sorry I can't find it, do you wan't to get the magnifying glass out?
Ah I should really think about doing comedy.
Thats because you're not looking in the right place.
Here, let me help you.
*ziiiiiip*
*FLOP*
*SLAP*
See? Don't worry, the bruise will fade in about a year.
(August 11, 2012 at 10:02 pm)Gambit Wrote: Yet you still come crawling to me. Let me just sit back and bathe in my awesomeness. Hold on, nearly there. No, I need some more time to truly appreciate the fucking pure, unadulterated, orgasmic and indubitable prouesses sexuelles, up in here.
Oh right?
Let us know when you're done picturing a neutered pit-bull then won't you?
You make me laugh a so hard I think I a pee myself. Too much the funny. How is it you young people say it, "laughing out loudly"? Indeed.
[Note to admins: normally I would cut such a long post down to the part I wanted to address. But since this entire post was so mirthful I couldn't bear to leave out any of it. Sorry.]