RE: Now heres a rather evil yet potentially hilarious idea...
August 21, 2012 at 5:55 pm
(This post was last modified: August 21, 2012 at 5:57 pm by Reforged.)
(August 21, 2012 at 5:41 pm)frankiej Wrote: Hmm, I reckon I could do this.
I may troll them for a bit... depends if I can actually be bothered.
My username is "Caucasian4Ever". I'm a white supremacist in my late forties named Orson Becket possessing a very small penis I overcompensate for with my large gun collection. My cousin/wife cheated on me with a black guy who had a fondness for playing this when he was pumping her;
She left me with three sons called Christian, James and Jeff. Christian is an arsonist, a very vocal junior member of the clan and I couldn't be more proud. James is a choir boy who always comes home smelling of communion wine and shame. Jeff is an overtly feminine boy who I regularly beat and force to participate in contact sports. As time progresses the debts will catch up with me despite cleverly obtaining loans. My house will be repossessed and I will be forced to live in a trailer next door to a screaming mental woman who has many cats. She will be a potential love interest later on by which I mean she'll spike my drink and hold me captive for a week.
Thats as far as I've got with my backstory so far, what do you think? :-)
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