Is there a measurable difference between porn and church scandals? Well, apart from the fact that porn harms no-one and is more popular than some people will admit? Actually, now I think of it, there's quite a few differences really.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
