Sorry to go off on a tangent again, but every time I see that Popemobile picture or one like it, I imagine running up to it, sticking a hosepipe in it and filling it full of water with the old git still in it. Naughty old me!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'