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The New Jesus Timeline
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RE: The New Jesus Timeline
(August 25, 2012 at 2:28 pm)Stimbo Wrote: And remember, if we don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.

My attitude exactly. As Martin Luther himself said, be a sinner and sin vigorously.

Martin Luther Wrote:God does not work salvation for fictitious sinners. Be a sinner and sin vigorously.... Do not for a moment imagine that this life is the abiding place of justice; sin must be committed.

Martin Luther Wrote:Sin cannot tear you away from him [Christ], even though you commit adultery a hundred times a day and commit as many murders.

The great thing about Christian morality is twofold:

1. We all sinners. We can't help it. So why bother trying not to be.
2. Just direct your prayer beams up to Heaven every time you sin and Jesus will forgive you.

What a great system of morality. Praise!
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church

™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to. 

And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:  Wink
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The New Jesus Timeline - by DeistPaladin - August 16, 2012 at 11:02 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Minimalist - August 17, 2012 at 12:35 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by elunico13 - August 17, 2012 at 12:46 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by DeistPaladin - August 17, 2012 at 9:50 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by elunico13 - August 17, 2012 at 3:11 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by genkaus - August 17, 2012 at 3:21 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by elunico13 - August 21, 2012 at 5:41 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Cato - August 21, 2012 at 6:28 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Reforged - August 21, 2012 at 7:42 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Simon Moon - August 21, 2012 at 7:57 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by genkaus - August 21, 2012 at 9:48 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by elunico13 - August 23, 2012 at 2:44 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by YahwehIsTheWay - August 23, 2012 at 10:07 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Creed of Heresy - August 24, 2012 at 7:23 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by genkaus - August 23, 2012 at 11:32 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by elunico13 - August 24, 2012 at 12:18 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by YahwehIsTheWay - August 24, 2012 at 12:51 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Jackalope - August 24, 2012 at 1:25 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Cyberman - August 24, 2012 at 1:24 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by genkaus - August 24, 2012 at 7:53 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Creed of Heresy - August 25, 2012 at 9:18 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Cyberman - August 25, 2012 at 2:28 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Creed of Heresy - August 26, 2012 at 10:36 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by YahwehIsTheWay - August 26, 2012 at 11:51 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Minimalist - August 17, 2012 at 12:47 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by elunico13 - August 17, 2012 at 12:53 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Cato - August 17, 2012 at 1:12 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by elunico13 - August 17, 2012 at 1:16 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Cato - August 17, 2012 at 1:56 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Creed of Heresy - August 17, 2012 at 1:18 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by elunico13 - August 17, 2012 at 1:33 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Creed of Heresy - August 17, 2012 at 1:41 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Godschild - August 17, 2012 at 6:43 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Zen Badger - August 17, 2012 at 7:06 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Thor - August 17, 2012 at 4:47 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Minimalist - August 17, 2012 at 2:37 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by elunico13 - August 17, 2012 at 3:36 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by genkaus - August 17, 2012 at 7:09 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by elunico13 - August 17, 2012 at 9:09 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Thor - August 17, 2012 at 9:22 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by genkaus - August 17, 2012 at 9:33 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by elunico13 - August 18, 2012 at 4:20 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Simon Moon - August 18, 2012 at 4:28 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by genkaus - August 18, 2012 at 7:05 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by elunico13 - August 19, 2012 at 10:07 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by genkaus - August 19, 2012 at 12:27 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by elunico13 - August 21, 2012 at 11:15 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by genkaus - August 21, 2012 at 5:18 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Creed of Heresy - August 17, 2012 at 10:34 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by pocaracas - August 18, 2012 at 5:20 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by DeistPaladin - August 18, 2012 at 8:16 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Creed of Heresy - August 17, 2012 at 3:18 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by KichigaiNeko - August 17, 2012 at 7:24 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Minimalist - August 17, 2012 at 3:42 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by DeistPaladin - August 17, 2012 at 10:25 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Minimalist - August 17, 2012 at 10:28 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Reforged - August 17, 2012 at 11:28 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by The Grand Nudger - August 18, 2012 at 5:03 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Minimalist - August 18, 2012 at 9:55 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Creed of Heresy - August 18, 2012 at 11:50 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Faith No More - August 19, 2012 at 10:11 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Cyberman - August 21, 2012 at 8:05 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by LastPoet - August 19, 2012 at 10:49 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by DeistPaladin - August 19, 2012 at 12:44 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Minimalist - August 21, 2012 at 12:30 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by The Grand Nudger - August 21, 2012 at 6:57 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Minimalist - August 21, 2012 at 6:58 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Ryantology - August 21, 2012 at 7:33 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by DeistPaladin - August 22, 2012 at 10:33 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Cyberman - August 22, 2012 at 1:36 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by DeistPaladin - August 22, 2012 at 3:02 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Cyberman - August 22, 2012 at 3:07 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Minimalist - August 23, 2012 at 1:41 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Cyberman - August 23, 2012 at 10:03 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Cyberman - August 23, 2012 at 3:09 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Minimalist - August 23, 2012 at 10:51 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Ryantology - August 23, 2012 at 10:54 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Cyberman - August 23, 2012 at 11:07 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Cyberman - August 24, 2012 at 8:03 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by genkaus - August 24, 2012 at 9:04 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Cyberman - August 24, 2012 at 9:12 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Cyberman - August 26, 2012 at 11:56 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Minimalist - August 27, 2012 at 12:28 am

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