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RE: Convert me!
September 3, 2012 at 11:45 am (This post was last modified: September 3, 2012 at 11:46 am by Penhorse340.)
(September 3, 2012 at 11:32 am)jonb Wrote:
(September 3, 2012 at 11:20 am)Penhorse340 Wrote: So if I convert to the worship of your arse, what benefits can I expect? Will your arse make me feel good about myself?

I have already told you I do not want to convert you, throughout my life I have been plagued with people worshipping my arse. Just because my arse is real it might seem to you that it is a better thing to worship than your god (which is not real), but you don't have to worship anything at all, you could use your mind.

Nightmare for you. The unwitting focus of an arse cult. The humanity!

So far though, I'm afraid you've not sold your arse to me so I guess I'll stick to worshipping something which gives clear benefits rather than something (however real) which doesn't. So far I've not really seen any clear advantage to not worshipping anything at all either! Do you like jellied eels?
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Convert me! - by Penhorse340 - August 31, 2012 at 5:12 pm
RE: Convert me! - by Tobie - August 31, 2012 at 5:14 pm
RE: Convert me! - by Minimalist - August 31, 2012 at 5:15 pm
RE: Convert me! - by Darwinian - August 31, 2012 at 5:23 pm
RE: Convert me! - by Welsh cake - August 31, 2012 at 5:43 pm
RE: Convert me! - by genkaus - August 31, 2012 at 5:45 pm
RE: Convert me! - by Reforged - August 31, 2012 at 6:01 pm
RE: Convert me! - by Kayenneh - August 31, 2012 at 6:03 pm
RE: Convert me! - by Simon Moon - August 31, 2012 at 6:04 pm
RE: Convert me! - by pocaracas - August 31, 2012 at 6:30 pm
RE: Convert me! - by Napoléon - August 31, 2012 at 6:37 pm
RE: Convert me! - by Cyberman - August 31, 2012 at 11:19 pm
RE: Convert me! - by ib.me.ub - September 1, 2012 at 1:50 am
RE: Convert me! - by Gooders1002 - September 1, 2012 at 4:48 am
RE: Convert me! - by pgrimes15 - September 1, 2012 at 8:41 am
RE: Convert me! - by Penhorse340 - September 1, 2012 at 10:06 am
RE: Convert me! - by Napoléon - September 1, 2012 at 11:19 am
RE: Convert me! - by Cyberman - September 1, 2012 at 1:58 pm
RE: Convert me! - by Penhorse340 - September 1, 2012 at 4:49 pm
RE: Convert me! - by Simon Moon - September 1, 2012 at 5:12 pm
RE: Convert me! - by Napoléon - September 1, 2012 at 7:45 pm
RE: Convert me! - by Cyberman - September 1, 2012 at 4:54 pm
RE: Convert me! - by Cyberman - September 1, 2012 at 5:16 pm
RE: Convert me! - by Simon Moon - September 1, 2012 at 5:27 pm
RE: Convert me! - by Faith No More - September 1, 2012 at 5:31 pm
RE: Convert me! - by Reforged - September 1, 2012 at 5:40 pm
RE: Convert me! - by Penhorse340 - September 2, 2012 at 4:11 am
RE: Convert me! - by Napoléon - September 2, 2012 at 8:18 am
RE: Convert me! - by Cyberman - September 1, 2012 at 5:36 pm
RE: Convert me! - by Brian37 - September 1, 2012 at 5:45 pm
RE: Convert me! - by Godschild - September 2, 2012 at 2:39 am
RE: Convert me! - by Cinjin - September 2, 2012 at 11:52 am
RE: Convert me! - by Brian37 - September 2, 2012 at 6:04 pm
RE: Convert me! - by KichigaiNeko - September 2, 2012 at 5:46 am
RE: Convert me! - by Penhorse340 - September 2, 2012 at 11:15 am
RE: Convert me! - by Napoléon - September 2, 2012 at 11:40 am
RE: Convert me! - by Penhorse340 - September 2, 2012 at 1:38 pm
RE: Convert me! - by Haydn - September 2, 2012 at 2:27 pm
RE: Convert me! - by Cinjin - September 3, 2012 at 5:02 pm
RE: Convert me! - by MysticKnight - September 2, 2012 at 1:45 pm
RE: Convert me! - by Penhorse340 - September 3, 2012 at 2:20 am
RE: Convert me! - by Napoléon - September 3, 2012 at 8:36 am
RE: Convert me! - by Penhorse340 - September 3, 2012 at 8:58 am
RE: Convert me! - by Faith No More - September 2, 2012 at 2:56 pm
RE: Convert me! - by LastPoet - September 3, 2012 at 8:45 am
RE: Convert me! - by Napoléon - September 3, 2012 at 9:08 am
RE: Convert me! - by Haydn - September 3, 2012 at 9:24 am
RE: Convert me! - by Penhorse340 - September 3, 2012 at 9:39 am
RE: Convert me! - by Haydn - September 3, 2012 at 9:44 am
RE: Convert me! - by jonb - September 3, 2012 at 9:47 am
RE: Convert me! - by jonb - September 3, 2012 at 9:20 am
RE: Convert me! - by TaraJo - September 3, 2012 at 9:37 am
RE: Convert me! - by Penhorse340 - September 3, 2012 at 9:54 am
RE: Convert me! - by Haydn - September 3, 2012 at 10:37 am
RE: Convert me! - by jonb - September 3, 2012 at 10:58 am
RE: Convert me! - by Penhorse340 - September 3, 2012 at 11:20 am
RE: Convert me! - by jonb - September 3, 2012 at 11:32 am
RE: Convert me! - by Penhorse340 - September 3, 2012 at 11:45 am
RE: Convert me! - by Haydn - September 3, 2012 at 11:55 am
RE: Convert me! - by jonb - September 3, 2012 at 12:04 pm
RE: Convert me! - by MeasH - September 3, 2012 at 12:16 pm
RE: Convert me! - by The Grand Nudger - September 3, 2012 at 1:57 pm
RE: Convert me! - by Erinome - September 3, 2012 at 3:33 pm
RE: Convert me! - by Cyberman - September 3, 2012 at 4:19 pm
RE: Convert me! - by Penhorse340 - September 5, 2012 at 5:13 am
RE: Convert me! - by jonb - September 5, 2012 at 5:47 am
RE: Convert me! - by Penhorse340 - September 5, 2012 at 5:55 am
RE: Convert me! - by Cyberman - September 5, 2012 at 2:44 pm
RE: Convert me! - by Brian37 - September 5, 2012 at 7:23 am
RE: Convert me! - by Penhorse340 - September 5, 2012 at 9:17 am
RE: Convert me! - by Napoléon - September 5, 2012 at 9:31 am
RE: Convert me! - by The Grand Nudger - September 5, 2012 at 7:06 pm
RE: Convert me! - by Cyberman - September 5, 2012 at 7:32 pm
RE: Convert me! - by pocaracas - September 6, 2012 at 6:04 am
RE: Convert me! - by Cyberman - September 6, 2012 at 12:30 pm
RE: Convert me! - by pocaracas - September 6, 2012 at 1:50 pm
RE: Convert me! - by Brian37 - September 6, 2012 at 7:54 pm

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