A tiger with tastes anthropophagous
Felt a yearning inside his oesophagus.
When he spied a fat Brahmin,
He thought "what's the harm in
A peripatetic sarcophagus?"
(Anon)
A maiden from North Carolina
Stretched bow strings across her vagina.
With proper sized cocks,
What was sex became Bach's
Toccata and Fugue in D minor.
(Isaac Asimov)
There was a young man from Dundee
Who was stung on the neck by a wasp.
When asked, "Did it hurt?"
He replied, "Not at all,"
"It can do it again if it likes."
(Spike Milligna, the well-known typing error)
Felt a yearning inside his oesophagus.
When he spied a fat Brahmin,
He thought "what's the harm in
A peripatetic sarcophagus?"
(Anon)
A maiden from North Carolina
Stretched bow strings across her vagina.
With proper sized cocks,
What was sex became Bach's
Toccata and Fugue in D minor.
(Isaac Asimov)
There was a young man from Dundee
Who was stung on the neck by a wasp.
When asked, "Did it hurt?"
He replied, "Not at all,"
"It can do it again if it likes."
(Spike Milligna, the well-known typing error)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
