No DNA On Assange's Alleged Torn Condom

[Rev. Rye]

Options:

1: Have it unwrapped and ready to go already.
2: Beat the victim until their fight has left them.
3: Tie the victim up (optional: gag them too).
4: Coerce the target into submitting without (much of?) a fight.
5: Kidnap the target and take them somewhere unfamiliar, deserted, and perhaps confined.
6: If one enjoys the fight, then let them attempt to fight it. The aggressor should win, no?
7: Fillet them emotionally to shake them to the point that the fight is only blind lashing out.
8: Drug them/ze old chloroform. Easy target, and depending on how it's done they might not recognize you. Even better time to use a condom, since there can likely be no allegation made. At the least... I know one of the first things I'd do is shower.
9: Pay off her roommate/caretaker/parents/guardians/friends or otherwise obtain their trust... and then abuse that to easily get to the target in a place he/she can't run from.
10: Choke the victim into unconsciousness.
11: Break the victim's arm/leg/fingers/whatever.
12: Make the target a retard.
13: Kill the target and make use of the still warm body.

The question for the ages has been answered.