RE: Products of Chance
September 18, 2012 at 11:30 am
(This post was last modified: September 18, 2012 at 11:33 am by Violet.)
I'm sorry, but the lack of true information in the OP is simply inexcusable.
Chance did not create the universe... that was Larry (and I killed him for the incestual raping bastard he was). Chance is responsible only for developing sex in a variety of forms (including the act itself), seeing as a universe with a 'life mechanic' should also contain a reproduction of life mechanic (else it would be far too short lived to experiment with or enjoy).
You 'mortals' have a LOT to thank Chance for, but please be considerate and give credit where it is due in future.
Easy guide to the heavy hitters (for the clueless):
Larry: Made the basic template, murdered in cold blood by niece (me). Been through court over it, apparently it was a justified response, but a little too brutal (I was on probation for a few years).
Rukhan: Fixed a shitton of Larry's original mistakes with the template (though she STILL can't figure out how to enable magic after Larry fucked it up, something about having to erase a significant portion and start from scratch, but Sphere is so popular a game as it is that community outcry could be bankrupting). Still kicking, partner of another chick at work (Alice).
Chance: Modeled reproduction after how it is present in our world, because sex sells. Also monitors a number of 'biological' factors such as general universal growth, and takes a look at abnormalities and is often in the midst of manually fixing them (example: why is Earth one of only three places in that galaxy where civilization has developed?).
Moniik: Head of the balancing team, when one civ becomes overwhelmingly imbalanced, he 'nerfs' them accordingly. Sometimes attempts to kickstart developing civs, we're headed for intergalactic warfare in the next couple decades, and some are arriving there just too early (and others too far behing, in example: yall).
Michael: Lead ingame communicator with civilizations, tells them to step their games up when needed, or to back down (or else, thankfully that's only happened twice). Don't you go pissing him off, because it has a strong possibility of getting me killed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCmok5i4uhk
Chance did not create the universe... that was Larry (and I killed him for the incestual raping bastard he was). Chance is responsible only for developing sex in a variety of forms (including the act itself), seeing as a universe with a 'life mechanic' should also contain a reproduction of life mechanic (else it would be far too short lived to experiment with or enjoy).
You 'mortals' have a LOT to thank Chance for, but please be considerate and give credit where it is due in future.
Easy guide to the heavy hitters (for the clueless):
Larry: Made the basic template, murdered in cold blood by niece (me). Been through court over it, apparently it was a justified response, but a little too brutal (I was on probation for a few years).
Rukhan: Fixed a shitton of Larry's original mistakes with the template (though she STILL can't figure out how to enable magic after Larry fucked it up, something about having to erase a significant portion and start from scratch, but Sphere is so popular a game as it is that community outcry could be bankrupting). Still kicking, partner of another chick at work (Alice).
Chance: Modeled reproduction after how it is present in our world, because sex sells. Also monitors a number of 'biological' factors such as general universal growth, and takes a look at abnormalities and is often in the midst of manually fixing them (example: why is Earth one of only three places in that galaxy where civilization has developed?).
Moniik: Head of the balancing team, when one civ becomes overwhelmingly imbalanced, he 'nerfs' them accordingly. Sometimes attempts to kickstart developing civs, we're headed for intergalactic warfare in the next couple decades, and some are arriving there just too early (and others too far behing, in example: yall).
Michael: Lead ingame communicator with civilizations, tells them to step their games up when needed, or to back down (or else, thankfully that's only happened twice). Don't you go pissing him off, because it has a strong possibility of getting me killed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCmok5i4uhk
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
