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Hello, New To Forum, Hope I Don't Get Banned
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RE: Hello, New To Forum, Hope I Don't Get Banned
(September 21, 2012 at 9:30 am)apophenia Wrote: I'm way, way skeptical of the notion that 100 million Christians of any stripe have visited this forum.

We can reduce the odds a bit with the ones that keep on making that assertion even after repeated and thorough percussive correction*. Probably averages out to about a hundred per xtian, so it only needs a million. Still a bit on the unlikely side but not quite as astronomical.


*correction through hammering the real facts into the head.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Hello, New To Forum, Hope I Don't Get Banned - by Blackrook - September 21, 2012 at 12:50 am
RE: Hello, New To Forum, Hope I Don't Get Banned - by Cato - September 21, 2012 at 1:05 am
RE: Hello, New To Forum, Hope I Don't Get Banned - by Blackrook - September 21, 2012 at 1:22 am
RE: Hello, New To Forum, Hope I Don't Get Banned - by Napoléon - September 21, 2012 at 8:34 am
RE: Hello, New To Forum, Hope I Don't Get Banned - by Erinome - September 21, 2012 at 1:31 am
RE: Hello, New To Forum, Hope I Don't Get Banned - by Blackrook - September 21, 2012 at 1:51 am
RE: Hello, New To Forum, Hope I Don't Get Banned - by Kayenneh - September 21, 2012 at 3:49 am
RE: Hello, New To Forum, Hope I Don't Get Banned - by LastPoet - September 21, 2012 at 4:18 am
RE: Hello, New To Forum, Hope I Don't Get Banned - by frankiej - September 21, 2012 at 6:11 am
RE: Hello, New To Forum, Hope I Don't Get Banned - by Cyberman - September 21, 2012 at 6:33 am
RE: Hello, New To Forum, Hope I Don't Get Banned - by Jackie - September 21, 2012 at 6:47 am
RE: Hello, New To Forum, Hope I Don't Get Banned - by Angrboda - September 21, 2012 at 7:57 am
RE: Hello, New To Forum, Hope I Don't Get Banned - by Napoléon - September 21, 2012 at 8:29 am
RE: Hello, New To Forum, Hope I Don't Get Banned - by Cyberman - September 21, 2012 at 8:32 am
RE: Hello, New To Forum, Hope I Don't Get Banned - by Angrboda - September 21, 2012 at 9:30 am
RE: Hello, New To Forum, Hope I Don't Get Banned - by Napoléon - September 21, 2012 at 9:31 am
RE: Hello, New To Forum, Hope I Don't Get Banned - by Angrboda - September 21, 2012 at 10:05 am
RE: Hello, New To Forum, Hope I Don't Get Banned - by Violet - September 21, 2012 at 10:09 am
RE: Hello, New To Forum, Hope I Don't Get Banned - by Cyberman - September 21, 2012 at 9:40 am
RE: Hello, New To Forum, Hope I Don't Get Banned - by jonb - September 21, 2012 at 9:41 am
RE: Hello, New To Forum, Hope I Don't Get Banned - by Cyberman - September 21, 2012 at 9:51 am
RE: Hello, New To Forum, Hope I Don't Get Banned - by Violet - September 21, 2012 at 9:47 am
RE: Hello, New To Forum, Hope I Don't Get Banned - by Kayenneh - September 21, 2012 at 9:57 am
RE: Hello, New To Forum, Hope I Don't Get Banned - by Violet - September 21, 2012 at 10:01 am
RE: Hello, New To Forum, Hope I Don't Get Banned - by Cyberman - September 21, 2012 at 10:13 am
RE: Hello, New To Forum, Hope I Don't Get Banned - by Violet - September 21, 2012 at 10:29 am
RE: Hello, New To Forum, Hope I Don't Get Banned - by TaraJo - September 21, 2012 at 10:20 am
RE: Hello, New To Forum, Hope I Don't Get Banned - by Tino - September 21, 2012 at 11:06 am
RE: Hello, New To Forum, Hope I Don't Get Banned - by Blackrook - September 25, 2012 at 8:44 pm
RE: Hello, New To Forum, Hope I Don't Get Banned - by Darkstar - September 25, 2012 at 8:59 pm
RE: Hello, New To Forum, Hope I Don't Get Banned - by Napoléon - September 26, 2012 at 5:00 am
RE: Hello, New To Forum, Hope I Don't Get Banned - by Kayenneh - September 26, 2012 at 6:55 am
RE: Hello, New To Forum, Hope I Don't Get Banned - by Whatkins - September 26, 2012 at 2:00 pm

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