Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell

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Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell

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RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell

September 24, 2012 at 10:12 am (This post was last modified: September 24, 2012 at 10:12 am by Cyberman.)

(September 23, 2012 at 10:35 pm)TaraJo Wrote: Ok, first off, why were any burnt offerings needed?

Because Yahweh* gets off on it:

Quote:8:20 And Noah builded an altar unto the LORD; and took of every clean beast, and of every clean fowl, and offered burnt offerings on the altar.

8:21 And the LORD smelled a sweet savour; and the LORD said in his heart, I will not again curse the ground any more for man's sake; for the imagination of man's heart is evil from his youth ; neither will I again smite any more every thing living, as I have done.

8:22 While the earth remaineth, seedtime and harvest, and cold and heat, and summer and winter, and day and night shall not cease.

* "If it were to exist"

At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'

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Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Blackrook - September 21, 2012 at 1:06 am

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Minimalist - September 21, 2012 at 1:18 am

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Blackrook - September 21, 2012 at 1:26 am

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Cyberman - September 21, 2012 at 7:29 am

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by genkaus - September 21, 2012 at 3:34 pm

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Jackalope - September 21, 2012 at 3:39 pm

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Mister Agenda - September 21, 2012 at 3:49 pm

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Pokemon - September 21, 2012 at 1:28 am

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Blackrook - September 21, 2012 at 1:47 am

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Pokemon - September 21, 2012 at 2:06 am

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Minimalist - September 21, 2012 at 2:06 am

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Pokemon - September 21, 2012 at 2:08 am

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by genkaus - September 21, 2012 at 3:42 pm

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Angrboda - September 22, 2012 at 3:18 am

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Erinome - September 21, 2012 at 2:12 am

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Pokemon - September 21, 2012 at 2:20 am

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Erinome - September 21, 2012 at 2:27 am

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Pokemon - September 21, 2012 at 2:34 am

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Erinome - September 21, 2012 at 2:41 am

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Angrboda - September 21, 2012 at 10:13 am

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Cyberman - September 21, 2012 at 10:20 am

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by TaraJo - September 21, 2012 at 10:35 am

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Whateverist - September 21, 2012 at 10:39 am

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Violet - September 21, 2012 at 10:44 am

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Angrboda - September 21, 2012 at 12:49 pm

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Minimalist - September 21, 2012 at 1:27 pm

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by zappa1258 - September 21, 2012 at 3:43 pm

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Brian37 - September 21, 2012 at 3:43 pm

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Drich - September 21, 2012 at 8:09 pm

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by TaraJo - September 21, 2012 at 8:20 pm

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Drich - September 21, 2012 at 8:30 pm

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Brian37 - September 22, 2012 at 9:20 am

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Drich - September 22, 2012 at 11:50 am

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Brian37 - September 22, 2012 at 4:01 pm

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Reforged - September 23, 2012 at 10:19 am

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by TaraJo - September 23, 2012 at 10:17 am

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Drich - September 23, 2012 at 8:37 pm

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Darkstar - September 23, 2012 at 8:47 pm

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Drich - September 23, 2012 at 10:23 pm

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by TaraJo - September 23, 2012 at 10:35 pm

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Cyberman - September 24, 2012 at 10:12 am

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Darkstar - September 24, 2012 at 11:20 am

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Minimalist - September 21, 2012 at 8:24 pm

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Darkstar - September 21, 2012 at 8:25 pm

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Minimalist - September 22, 2012 at 4:11 pm

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by zappa1258 - September 23, 2012 at 9:03 am

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Reforged - September 23, 2012 at 10:13 am

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Cyberman - September 23, 2012 at 10:25 am

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - September 23, 2012 at 10:36 am

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - September 23, 2012 at 8:58 pm

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Cinjin - September 23, 2012 at 9:46 pm

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Reforged - September 23, 2012 at 9:48 pm

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Minimalist - September 24, 2012 at 12:31 pm

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Drich - September 24, 2012 at 11:26 pm

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Darkstar - September 24, 2012 at 11:32 pm

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Drich - September 24, 2012 at 11:51 pm

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Cyberman - September 24, 2012 at 11:52 pm

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Drich - September 25, 2012 at 12:04 am

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Darkstar - September 24, 2012 at 11:59 pm

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Drich - September 25, 2012 at 12:20 am

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Darkstar - September 25, 2012 at 12:04 pm

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Drich - September 25, 2012 at 12:15 pm

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Darkstar - September 25, 2012 at 1:14 pm

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Drich - September 25, 2012 at 1:49 pm

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Darkstar - September 25, 2012 at 2:00 pm

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Minimalist - September 25, 2012 at 12:14 am

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Drich - September 25, 2012 at 12:29 am

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Cyberman - September 25, 2012 at 12:16 am

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Angrboda - September 25, 2012 at 12:24 am

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by 5thHorseman - September 25, 2012 at 12:14 pm

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - September 25, 2012 at 2:12 pm

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Darkstar - September 25, 2012 at 2:24 pm

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Drich - September 25, 2012 at 9:51 pm

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Darkstar - September 25, 2012 at 10:01 pm

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - September 25, 2012 at 10:15 pm

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Reforged - September 25, 2012 at 2:26 pm

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Cyberman - September 26, 2012 at 8:48 am

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Faith No More - September 25, 2012 at 2:33 pm

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Reforged - September 25, 2012 at 2:37 pm

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by IATIA - September 25, 2012 at 10:43 pm

RE: Under the Rules of Catholicism, the Vast Majority of People Are Going to Hell - by Minimalist - September 25, 2012 at 11:22 pm

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