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You Know You Are A Conspiracy Theorist If…
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RE: You Know You Are A Conspiracy Theorist If…
Except when they don't Mehm, showing a little humanity instead of rolling around in the shit like swine...a behavior you seem to idealize. This may be difficult for you to believe, but bear with me. Sometimes, in terrible situations, people practically trip over each other trying to be more helpful, more useful, more "heroic". This is how we measure our potential, not by the worst examples of our behavior. The worst examples (your heroes, presumably) are what we call "cautionary tales".

Not that it takes a single ounce of heroism to say "Hey, we're all human"....but it may take a couple ounces of sense.....which some are clearly lacking.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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You Know You Are A Conspiracy Theorist If… - by JohnDG - September 26, 2012 at 2:28 pm
RE: You Know You Are A Conspiracy Theorist If… - by festive1 - September 26, 2012 at 2:41 pm
RE: You Know You Are A Conspiracy Theorist If… - by Tino - September 26, 2012 at 2:55 pm
RE: You Know You Are A Conspiracy Theorist If… - by The Grand Nudger - October 3, 2012 at 1:47 pm

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