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My cat is a gnostic theist and praises ME from which all bounty flows! Every morning god strides past him and steps into the rain, paying a little attention to him, before exiting the portal into the bad place (My cat is agoraphobic, no really!). At some unknown time later god will return and allow the ferrets to come out and play and then it is the time for the wilding festival! God can make piles of waste dissappear and lift incredibly heavy objects. God can manifest as a red dot that must be chased; it is a biological imperative!
I've tried to convert him to atheism but his English isn't so good and I only know one word in cat and "meow" isn't really the right way to say it anyway.
Rhizo
My cat is a gnostic theist and praises ME from which all bounty flows! Every morning god strides past him and steps into the rain, paying a little attention to him, before exiting the portal into the bad place (My cat is agoraphobic, no really!). At some unknown time later god will return and allow the ferrets to come out and play and then it is the time for the wilding festival! God can make piles of waste dissappear and lift incredibly heavy objects. God can manifest as a red dot that must be chased; it is a biological imperative!
I've tried to convert him to atheism but his English isn't so good and I only know one word in cat and "meow" isn't really the right way to say it anyway.
Rhizo