Naw, naw, you're doing it all wrong. You need to pay a prosperity doctrine preacher lots of money.....I...I mean donate your money to god....and this preacher will pray for this woman and you will get your miracle breakthrough....when god is good and ready to. Until then keep forking over the dough!
I have studied the Bible and the theology behind Christianity for many years. I have been to many churches. I have walked the depth and the breadth of the religion and, as a result of this, I have a lot of bullshit to scrape off the bottom of my shoes. ~Ziploc Surprise
