(October 26, 2012 at 1:40 pm)whateverist Wrote: You poor, poor man. I hope your Rocky feels better soon.
I'm suddenly feeling like a freak in that I've never given my tool a name. I wonder if there are books of names for penii? Should I post a picture so you all can help me think of a name?
Thanks, I really do appreciate all the kind sentiments.
As far as pet names go, I was inspired years ago by a parody song I'd heard called "Pet Names for Genitalia", to the tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire". It goes something like "Pet names for genitalia/the girls think of 'em/you gotta love 'em" and it popped into my head one night while snuggling up in bed. I asked Sam if she could think of a name and she came up with Bonnie (the boner). Consequently his counterpart got christened Connie, for similar reasons.
(October 26, 2012 at 1:40 pm)whateverist Wrote: I couldn't help thinking you need to get a picture when you mentioned having trouble using the pee jug. Still, no bragging rights would be worth going through what you endured.
I'd have needed a wide angle lens for that! Mind, you're quite right. Now if I could have acquired the girth without having to go through all that, or retained it during the healing process, that's a totally different ballgame...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
