Hipster sound like some forgotten relic of the Swingin' Sixties to me. It would be helpful to know what the word means, so we can have a meaningful dialogue.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'