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So I Prayed Today...
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RE: So I Prayed Today...
(November 27, 2012 at 12:18 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Whats all this bullshit? It was clearly Toilet God facilitating your desire to make an offering. Parking gods and devils....utter bullshit, there is only one true god, and it's made of porcelain. Toilet god, being a benevolent god, understands our inability to comprehend the mystery that Toilet God is, and therefore answers our prayers regardless of what we may mistakenly address them to.

That's silly. Toilet god cannot possibly exist. He's Santa for adults. Parking gods are necessary beings and must exist.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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So I Prayed Today... - by festive1 - November 27, 2012 at 12:08 pm
RE: So I Prayed Today... - by Faith No More - November 27, 2012 at 12:14 pm
RE: So I Prayed Today... - by festive1 - November 27, 2012 at 12:18 pm
RE: So I Prayed Today... - by CliveStaples - November 27, 2012 at 12:19 pm
RE: So I Prayed Today... - by The Grand Nudger - November 27, 2012 at 12:18 pm
RE: So I Prayed Today... - by festive1 - November 27, 2012 at 12:19 pm
RE: So I Prayed Today... - by LastPoet - November 27, 2012 at 12:25 pm
RE: So I Prayed Today... - by Faith No More - November 27, 2012 at 12:26 pm
RE: So I Prayed Today... - by LastPoet - November 27, 2012 at 12:28 pm
RE: So I Prayed Today... - by pocaracas - November 27, 2012 at 12:29 pm
RE: So I Prayed Today... - by LastPoet - November 27, 2012 at 12:35 pm
RE: So I Prayed Today... - by The Grand Nudger - November 27, 2012 at 12:40 pm
RE: So I Prayed Today... - by jonb - November 27, 2012 at 12:44 pm
RE: So I Prayed Today... - by LastPoet - November 27, 2012 at 12:47 pm
RE: So I Prayed Today... - by jonb - November 27, 2012 at 12:56 pm
RE: So I Prayed Today... - by The Grand Nudger - November 27, 2012 at 12:48 pm
RE: So I Prayed Today... - by LastPoet - November 27, 2012 at 1:04 pm
RE: So I Prayed Today... - by The Grand Nudger - November 27, 2012 at 1:06 pm
RE: So I Prayed Today... - by festive1 - November 27, 2012 at 1:06 pm
RE: So I Prayed Today... - by The Grand Nudger - November 27, 2012 at 1:09 pm
RE: So I Prayed Today... - by Faith No More - November 27, 2012 at 1:17 pm
RE: So I Prayed Today... - by The Grand Nudger - November 27, 2012 at 1:27 pm
RE: So I Prayed Today... - by jonb - November 27, 2012 at 1:48 pm
RE: So I Prayed Today... - by festive1 - November 27, 2012 at 1:52 pm
RE: So I Prayed Today... - by Cyberman - November 28, 2012 at 2:50 am
RE: So I Prayed Today... - by Gambit - November 27, 2012 at 2:31 pm
RE: So I Prayed Today... - by Faith No More - November 27, 2012 at 2:59 pm
RE: So I Prayed Today... - by The Grand Nudger - November 27, 2012 at 3:03 pm
RE: So I Prayed Today... - by Minimalist - November 27, 2012 at 3:30 pm
RE: So I Prayed Today... - by jonb - November 27, 2012 at 4:13 pm
RE: So I Prayed Today... - by HorribleOffensiveScouser91 - November 27, 2012 at 9:45 pm
RE: So I Prayed Today... - by jonb - November 27, 2012 at 10:05 pm

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