Today's win-moment

[Kayenneh]

I sat at the bus stop, obviously waiting for my bus to arrive, when an elderly lady walked up to me with a bunch of JW magazines in her hand. She pointed at one of the headlines and asked me: "Do you want to live life withouth suffering?"

Now, I've been playing Dragon Age: Origins for two days in a row, so I saw this as a typical dialogue situation fabricated by BioWare. It felt like my answer options were these:

a) Get lost you old hag!
b) I'm an atheist, I don't care much of your silly superstitions
c) (Ignore)
d) (Persuade) I am already living a life without suffering, thank you!

I chose d) and the lady looked absolutely flabbergasted and walked away mumbling to herself. It might be a small win, but highly satifactory!

[Napoléon]

I sat at the bus stop, obviously waiting for my bus to arrive,

Wait, you mean you weren't expecting your friends to roll up in a convertable and then give you the tricky decision of which seat to take?

[fr0d0]

"Yes, go away" ?

[DaveD]

"Yes, go away" ?

I'll store that away ready for the next JW I meet. It's nice and simple, but curiously not the sort of thing I usually think of on the spur of the moment!

[The Grand Nudger]

I had alot of JW friends as a child, they don't talk to me anymore of course. I'm actually profoundly upset by that, so, in an effort to exact revenge I've developed a little routine. I have a stack of Watchtowers within view of my front door, and when they show up, I lean out of the doorway, look left, right, back at the stack of watchtowers, ask "did you come alone?" and then ask them to come inside while gently stroking the back of their hand.

[Kayenneh]

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I sat at the bus stop, obviously waiting for my bus to arrive,

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Wait, you mean you weren't expecting your friends to roll up in a convertable and then give you the tricky decision of which seat to take?

No silly, that would happen tomorrow