(November 27, 2012 at 1:52 pm)festive1 Wrote:(November 27, 2012 at 1:48 pm)jonb Wrote:
If my toilet looked like this, I would never be able to relieve myself again.
Just to make sure of that:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7skCdp5oTIE
Yes, even Toilet God tests the faith of the penitent worshippers. And makes them shit all over the floor. If they're lucky.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'