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The Great Purpling of 2012
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RE: The Great Purpling of 2012
(December 2, 2012 at 7:43 pm)The_Germans_are_coming Wrote: what`s going to happen?

Think of the worst thing you can possibly imagine.

It's fifty times worse than that.

(December 2, 2012 at 9:11 pm)Napoléon Wrote: Meh, I'm not scared.



If I ask nicely on top of a 500 USD donation, I'm sure I can get everyone who isn't an admin changed to purple for 2 days.

I'm not powerless... just working on reclaiming my fortune through whoredom and a supplemental job Tongue If all else fails... 2013's fishing season still exists.

... However much they plan to rape us this time: our crew's size will be far more manageable. Welcome to 8% gross, Violet... enjoy your stay.

(December 3, 2012 at 5:25 am)Rayaan Wrote: Me neither.




What if I became an Admin? Would you be afraid then? Tiger




(December 2, 2012 at 7:47 pm)Gilgamesh Wrote: 'my body is ready'

As it should be. It warms my heart that some humans yet respect me enough to self-prepare for assimilation Heart

(December 2, 2012 at 7:38 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(December 2, 2012 at 7:35 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: I'm so glad I'm not a donator right now. I'm not on Violet's list of victims.

You aren't safe, you live in the same galaxy.

Since last earth year, we've managed to secure a third of the klackon worlds, and to push the psilon back near extinction. The alkari and bulrathi absolutely WRECKED each other, and the Mrrshan took their territories. A couple of star systems became 'hot potatoes' for these three civilizations, but fret not: our Meklar allies easily fortified their claims upon them.

Things have never looked better for us... and the Meklo-Silicoid Empire (with the marginal assistance of renegade psilon scientists) has achieved several starless bases and colonies well beyond this galaxy. We do not yet have anything more than a scout to Andromeda, but it is our objective after eradicating the Sakkra in entirety.

TLDR: the universe shall soon not be safe from the might of our ruthless expansion, automated production, and indomitable armada.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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Messages In This Thread
The Great Purpling of 2012 - by Jackalope - December 2, 2012 at 7:21 pm
RE: The Great Purpling of 2012 - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - December 2, 2012 at 7:35 pm
RE: The Great Purpling of 2012 - by Jackalope - December 2, 2012 at 7:38 pm
RE: The Great Purpling of 2012 - by Violet - December 4, 2012 at 5:25 am
RE: The Great Purpling of 2012 - by Rayaan - December 4, 2012 at 4:31 pm
RE: The Great Purpling of 2012 - by Gilgamesh - December 2, 2012 at 7:47 pm
RE: The Great Purpling of 2012 - by jonb - December 2, 2012 at 7:51 pm
RE: The Great Purpling of 2012 - by Napoléon - December 2, 2012 at 9:11 pm
RE: The Great Purpling of 2012 - by Rayaan - December 3, 2012 at 5:25 am
RE: The Great Purpling of 2012 - by KichigaiNeko - December 5, 2012 at 1:46 am
RE: The Great Purpling of 2012 - by Zen Badger - December 5, 2012 at 2:06 am
RE: The Great Purpling of 2012 - by Violet - December 5, 2012 at 2:32 pm
RE: The Great Purpling of 2012 - by downbeatplumb - December 5, 2012 at 2:38 pm
RE: The Great Purpling of 2012 - by Cato - December 5, 2012 at 3:43 pm
RE: The Great Purpling of 2012 - by Minimalist - December 5, 2012 at 3:46 pm
RE: The Great Purpling of 2012 - by Napoléon - December 5, 2012 at 5:32 pm
RE: The Great Purpling of 2012 - by Violet - December 6, 2012 at 12:19 am
RE: The Great Purpling of 2012 - by TaraJo - December 5, 2012 at 5:37 pm
RE: The Great Purpling of 2012 - by LastPoet - December 5, 2012 at 5:40 pm
RE: The Great Purpling of 2012 - by Napoléon - December 5, 2012 at 5:39 pm
RE: The Great Purpling of 2012 - by Tiberius - December 5, 2012 at 5:50 pm

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