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The Great AF Literary Masterpiece
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The Great AF Literary Masterpiece
I think it's about time we all collaborated and created a literary masterpiece.

We've had a thread like this before but it's old, so it's time for a new one.

Simple rule: You can only add 5 words

Start,

Shelly was only sixteen when
Dying to live, living to die.
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#2
RE: The Great AF Literary Masterpiece
...............,then, the murders, inevitably, began..............
(shatner voice)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#3
RE: The Great AF Literary Masterpiece
Ninjad
"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69.
[Image: 41bebac06973488da2b0740b6ac37538.jpg]-
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#4
RE: The Great AF Literary Masterpiece
She became an ABBA fan. (Side note, you knew that was coming.)
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#5
RE: The Great AF Literary Masterpiece
but Abba fans were found dead
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#6
RE: The Great AF Literary Masterpiece
Damn, those were six halved...
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#7
RE: The Great AF Literary Masterpiece
(December 2, 2018 at 2:54 pm)LastPoet Wrote: but Abba fans were found dead

and no one mourned, however, .......
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem




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#8
RE: The Great AF Literary Masterpiece
some wiss ass began to
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#9
RE: The Great AF Literary Masterpiece
give a Hot Carl to
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#10
RE: The Great AF Literary Masterpiece
Because, boredom was getting installed,
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