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The Great AF Literary Masterpiece

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The Great AF Literary Masterpiece
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The Great AF Literary Masterpiece
December 2, 2018 at 2:19 pm
I think it's about time we all collaborated and created a literary masterpiece.

We've had a thread like this before but it's old, so it's time for a new one.

Simple rule: You can only add 5 words

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Shelly was only sixteen when

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: The Great AF Literary Masterpiece
December 2, 2018 at 2:22 pm (This post was last modified: December 2, 2018 at 2:25 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
...............,then, the murders, inevitably, began..............
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I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: The Great AF Literary Masterpiece
December 2, 2018 at 2:24 pm (This post was last modified: December 2, 2018 at 2:24 pm by Mr.Obvious.)
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RE: The Great AF Literary Masterpiece
December 2, 2018 at 2:25 pm (This post was last modified: December 2, 2018 at 2:25 pm by Brian37.)
She became an ABBA fan. (Side note, you knew that was coming.)
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RE: The Great AF Literary Masterpiece
December 2, 2018 at 2:54 pm
but Abba fans were found dead
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RE: The Great AF Literary Masterpiece
December 2, 2018 at 2:55 pm
Damn, those were six halved...
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RE: The Great AF Literary Masterpiece
December 2, 2018 at 3:47 pm (This post was last modified: December 2, 2018 at 3:48 pm by brewer.)
(December 2, 2018 at 2:54 pm)LastPoet Wrote: but Abba fans were found dead

and no one mourned, however, .......
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RE: The Great AF Literary Masterpiece
December 2, 2018 at 3:56 pm
some wiss ass began to
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RE: The Great AF Literary Masterpiece
December 2, 2018 at 3:57 pm
give a Hot Carl to
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RE: The Great AF Literary Masterpiece
December 2, 2018 at 4:00 pm
Because, boredom was getting installed,
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