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Poll: What side would you take?
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I'd be Sith
37.50%
3 37.50%
I'd be Jedi
25.00%
2 25.00%
I'd be neutral
12.50%
1 12.50%
Other (Explain)
12.50%
1 12.50%
Fuck off, poll!
12.50%
1 12.50%
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The Great Nerd Debate: Sith or Jedi
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The Great Nerd Debate: Sith or Jedi
Describe what you would be if it was possible to be a Force wielder.

Which side would you take?

What colour would your lightsabre be?

Fighting style (one sabre, two)?

Best power?

Describe your outfit.

Species?

So many options, so little time.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#2
RE: The Great Nerd Debate: Sith or Jedi
Describe what you would be if it was possible to be a Force wielder.

Which side would you take? top

What colour would your lightsabre be? magenta

Fighting style (one sabre, two)? one really big one

Best power? copious ejaculate

Describe your outfit. fabulous

Species? Wookie

So many options, so little time.
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#3
RE: The Great Nerd Debate: Sith or Jedi
Could I .. go both ways?

(September 11, 2017 at 11:13 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Describe what you would be if it was possible to be a Force wielder.

I'd do it all. Give peace a chance until .. oops, what happened to everyone.


(September 11, 2017 at 11:13 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Which side would you take?

My own in some universal sense .. *trails off muttering*


(September 11, 2017 at 11:13 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: What colour would your lightsabre be?

Could it be two toned? If so, I'd go with orange and pink so no one would be able to look at it without burning an iris. If not let's go with neon orange.


(September 11, 2017 at 11:13 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Fighting style (one sabre, two)?

Just one but it would have the power to ejaculate light saber spears wherever and as far as I like without diminishing its usefulness or potency as a saber (just like my willy).


(September 11, 2017 at 11:13 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Best power?

Chick magnet, force induced orgasms from afar, able to clear a room with a noxious odor. (That one is already in place.)


(September 11, 2017 at 11:13 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Describe your outfit.

Space aged mithril armor over an iron man jet suit and really hip sun glasses.


(September 11, 2017 at 11:13 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Species?

Australian cattle dog (heeler) cross Australian shepherd. With that level of concentration, reaction time, powerful senses and force of will. All would must heel before me. You can call me Darth Smokey.


(September 11, 2017 at 11:13 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: So many options, so little time.

Time would be my play thing. Plenty of time.
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#4
RE: The Great Nerd Debate: Sith or Jedi
Which side would you take? Free agent, possibly looking for a way to undermine both.

What colour would your lightsabre be? Red

Fighting style (one sabre, two)? One is plenty.

Best power? Hemomancy: The spontaneous creation of blood from the air.

Describe your outfit. Tauntaun leather trenchcoat and bowler.

Species? Zombie goat.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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RE: The Great Nerd Debate: Sith or Jedi
(September 11, 2017 at 11:19 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Describe what you would be if it was possible to be a Force wielder.

Which side would you take? top

What colour would your lightsabre be? magenta

Fighting style (one sabre, two)? one really big one

Best power?  copious ejaculate

Describe your outfit.  fabulous

Species?  Wookie

So many options, so little time.



Thank you very much. A whole generation of aspiring sith dark lords are now permanently traumatized.
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#6
RE: The Great Nerd Debate: Sith or Jedi
IMO, I think that I'd be a good villain, so it would be interesting to play the role of a Sith.  Interestingly enough, I remember my friend telling me that I'd make a good Darth Vader .











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#7
RE: The Great Nerd Debate: Sith or Jedi
(September 11, 2017 at 11:13 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Which side would you take?

My side.

Quote:What colour would your lightsabre be?

My lightsabre would be a blaster and a Wookiee sidekick.  Archaic weapons and hokey religions are no match for a good blaster (and a Wookiee) at your side.

Quote:Best power?

Making the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs.

Quote:Describe your outfit.

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RE: The Great Nerd Debate: Sith or Jedi
Which side would you take? I am one with the Force and the Force is one with me.

What colour would your lightsabre be? Lightsabre!?!?  Force guided blaster! (If Kylo can stop a blaster shot in middair, it can move where we want, too!)

Fighting style (one sabre, two)? Two blasters! Yeah BABY!

Best power? Prescience.

Describe your outfit.
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Species? Andorian

So many options, so little time. Sleek ship capable of running the Kessel run in 13 parsecs. I can Force-program a few R2 units to optimize the ship's propulsion and make those 13 parsecs go by in a jiffy.

Also, may the force be with you, always...  Jerkoff
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RE: The Great Nerd Debate: Sith or Jedi
(September 12, 2017 at 4:01 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(September 11, 2017 at 11:13 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Which side would you take?

My side.

Quote:What colour would your lightsabre be?

My lightsabre would be a blaster and a Wookiee sidekick.  Archaic weapons and hokey religions are no match for a good blaster (and a Wookiee) at your side.

Quote:Best power?

Making the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs.

Quote:Describe your outfit.

[Image: 220px-Han_Solo_depicted_in_promotional_i...977%29.jpg]

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Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: The Great Nerd Debate: Sith or Jedi
Ha.  See my avatar.

Describe what you would be if it was possible to be a Force wielder.  

Which side would you take?   Jedi

What colour would your lightsabre be?  Green

Fighting style (one sabre, two)?  One

Best power?  Empath

Describe your outfit.  Basic Jedi robes.  White with a black cloak is good.  A little decoration here and there.

Species?  Dathomirian

So many options, so little time.
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
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