RE: Story writing game
December 10, 2012 at 2:05 am
(This post was last modified: December 10, 2012 at 2:05 am by Something completely different.)
Once upon a time, in a world abandoned by god, I got up in the morning and took a piss, and like each piss in the morning, it was a moment of relief which gave the day a even better start than any coffee could ever do. The pooping however was impossible, because an empty bottle was stuck. It's ok because the bottle in my ass gives me the super human ability to reason with fundamentalists (on Wednesdays). At least, that's what I told the doctor. The doctor explained that I should take the shit-filled bottle and smash it over their jesus-loving heads.
Suddenly there was a knock on the door.
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THE GERMANS WERE COMING!!!!!
Suddenly there was a knock on the door.
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THE GERMANS WERE COMING!!!!!
