So to cheer myself up I decided to make myself a snack. I opened the pantry and looked at the meagre contents. Damn; only one out-of-date tin of baby left...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'