(January 3, 2013 at 10:49 pm)TaraJo Wrote:(January 3, 2013 at 4:44 pm)Brian37 Wrote: That was awesome. I love the flamingo fucking the hippo.
A more G rated criticism of the bible you can find on the Yutube series "Mr Deity".
I'll look him up.
I have to admit, Darkmatter isn't exactly G rated, but his stuff is certainly entertaining. This is his video that first got my attention.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwMyjKQ725E
Well, most believers who watch this are going to accuse us FALSELY of multiple things.
The weekend worshipers(especially the younger ones) will say "THATS NOT IN THE BIBLE) To wit we respond(oh no, you don't have to trust us, pick it up yourself and read it, it IS all in there)
The other one we get is "you are deliberately taking those stories out of context".
My response, "Well to me it doesn't matter, would you take your 7 year old kid to a rated R or rated X movie? Would you take a kid to a superman movie where a woman was being raped and got her throat slit and only after she died Superman did something?" Remember if it is all out of context according to the believers claim "God is watching this happen".
Would any sane parent in their right mind allow their kid to get their spouse drunk enough to fuck their own daughter? But this is what God wanted and watched(according to the myth).
The bible is merely an overexageration of local myths and legends, a soap opera (a very sick soap opera.). It is 40 Chapters of a Jerry Springer episode and God is the ring master.