Thank you all for such a warm welcome. 
Yes, I suppose I should've been more specific about the dolls. I assumed everyone would figure out that I meant love dolls (I have four Teddy Babes and will be ordering a Ruby13 at the end of the month), but then, we all know about assumption's capacity to induce a simultaneous posterior transformation.
I suppose there are indeed much creepier dolls to be of interest to an adult male... 
Oh, and my Christian upbringing wasn't vague, just liberal. My mother was admittedly disappointed when I began expressing interest in Paganism, but she accepted it. Of course, there are times that I wish my upbringing had been stricter, so I might've had the strength to reject it right away instead of wasting all those years in pursuit of alternative spirituality. But then I'd've probably become an atheist for the wrong reasons.
Yes, I suppose I should've been more specific about the dolls. I assumed everyone would figure out that I meant love dolls (I have four Teddy Babes and will be ordering a Ruby13 at the end of the month), but then, we all know about assumption's capacity to induce a simultaneous posterior transformation.
I suppose there are indeed much creepier dolls to be of interest to an adult male... Oh, and my Christian upbringing wasn't vague, just liberal. My mother was admittedly disappointed when I began expressing interest in Paganism, but she accepted it. Of course, there are times that I wish my upbringing had been stricter, so I might've had the strength to reject it right away instead of wasting all those years in pursuit of alternative spirituality. But then I'd've probably become an atheist for the wrong reasons.
