Hell

[AngelaRachnid]

My wife believes that there are different plains or regions in the afterlife.

I heard a similar thing, but that heaven and Hell were on the same plain, divided by a big fence,

One day while god was inspecting the fence he noticed a small hole and some nasty little creatures coming through into heavens side. So god nips round to the gates of hell, rings the doorbell and waits for Satan to arrive. After a while answers and seeing god there says: "what the fuck do you want"?

God replies telling him that he fixed the last hole in the fence and it was now turn to repair the fence,

Laughing tells god to "sod off" and slams the door in his face.

The next day god noticed the hole was getting bigger and more nasty little creatures coming through into heavens side. So god nips round to the gates of hell, rings the doorbell and waits for Satan to arrive. After a while answers and seeing god there says: "what the fuck do you want"?

God replies telling him that there are more of the nasties coming through and it was now Satans turn to repair the fence and that more bigger nasties were getting through,

Laughing tells god to "fuck off" and slams the door in his face.

The next day god noticed the hole was even getting bigger and bigger nasty little creatures coming through into heavens side. So god nips round to the gates of hell, rings the doorbell and waits for Satan to arrive. After a while answers and seeing god there says: "what the fuck do you want"?

God replies telling him that there are more of the nasties coming through and it was now Satans turn to repair the fence and that more nasties were getting through,

Laughing tells god to "fuck off" and as he is about to slam the door in his face god shouts out "I will get my lawyer onto you".

Laughing replies "where the fuck you gonna get a lawyer"




Allegedly

I cannot wait to get to hell, good company, intelectual conversation, good films and EXCELENT music, I cannot wait to get there and see Bon Scott perform again

But since I am looking forward to it I will probably end up in Heaven hanging out fucking clouds all day long with ABBA playing through some mobile phone and nobody to talk too

A