Marry, Fuck, Kill
January 15, 2013 at 4:42 pm
(This post was last modified: January 15, 2013 at 8:57 pm by Cinjin.)
The Classic "Must-Choose" Game
You have to marry one. You have to fuck one, and you have to kill one. No exceptions.
Rules:
The only way you get to list three people is if you answer the three questions. No explanations are necessary, but they are welcome.
I'll start us off.
Note: If one or all of the people are the same sex, just answer as if you were the opposite sex ... or gay ... or whatever you think is fun.
Johnny Depp - marry (hey he's rich and good looking, if I was a woman, I'd totally go for it)
Dick Cheney - kill
Michelle Pfeiffer - fuck
Granted that was an easy one. Here's a slightly harder one: Have fun. Who's first?
Oprah Winfrey
Betty White
Jack Black
You have to marry one. You have to fuck one, and you have to kill one. No exceptions.
Rules:
The only way you get to list three people is if you answer the three questions. No explanations are necessary, but they are welcome.
I'll start us off.
Note: If one or all of the people are the same sex, just answer as if you were the opposite sex ... or gay ... or whatever you think is fun.
Johnny Depp - marry (hey he's rich and good looking, if I was a woman, I'd totally go for it)
Dick Cheney - kill
Michelle Pfeiffer - fuck
Granted that was an easy one. Here's a slightly harder one: Have fun. Who's first?
Oprah Winfrey
Betty White
Jack Black
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