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Marry, Fuck, Kill
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RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
Quote:Alright here's a toughy:

Mitt Romney
Dick Cheney
Fred Phelps

marry dick cheney as hes already had several heart attacks and hes 71 hes definitely a goner soon and all his money would be mine

fuck mitt romney as he is the most attractive, from what i can tell, im not a woman or gay but of the other two candidates one of them is dead and the other looks soon to die

kill fred phelps, but i think hes already dead? but for the purposes of this thread pretend hes alive again, ill kill him


adolph hitler
napoleon
stalin


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

Impersonation is treason.





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Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Cinjin - January 15, 2013 at 4:42 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by frankiej - January 15, 2013 at 4:54 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Cinjin - January 15, 2013 at 6:04 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Jackalope - January 15, 2013 at 6:17 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Cinjin - January 15, 2013 at 8:56 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Napoléon - January 15, 2013 at 9:14 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Cinjin - January 16, 2013 at 12:07 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Cato - January 15, 2013 at 10:42 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Zen Badger - January 16, 2013 at 6:18 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Cinjin - January 16, 2013 at 11:55 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by paulpablo - January 16, 2013 at 12:12 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Cinjin - January 16, 2013 at 1:00 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by TaraJo - January 16, 2013 at 2:52 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Cinjin - January 16, 2013 at 2:56 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by paulpablo - January 18, 2013 at 7:46 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Napoléon - January 16, 2013 at 3:00 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Kayenneh - January 18, 2013 at 9:03 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Napoléon - January 19, 2013 at 9:25 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Nine - January 19, 2013 at 9:26 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Napoléon - January 19, 2013 at 9:28 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Annik - January 18, 2013 at 9:05 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Nine - January 19, 2013 at 9:30 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Napoléon - January 19, 2013 at 9:32 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Something completely different - January 19, 2013 at 9:42 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Napoléon - January 19, 2013 at 9:44 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Nine - January 19, 2013 at 12:12 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Something completely different - January 19, 2013 at 9:45 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Kayenneh - January 19, 2013 at 12:15 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Something completely different - January 19, 2013 at 12:19 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Nine - January 19, 2013 at 12:25 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Cinjin - January 19, 2013 at 6:25 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Nine - January 19, 2013 at 6:31 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Napoléon - January 19, 2013 at 6:31 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Cinjin - January 19, 2013 at 6:42 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by paulpablo - January 19, 2013 at 8:35 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Napoléon - January 19, 2013 at 8:54 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Violet - January 19, 2013 at 10:03 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Nine - January 19, 2013 at 10:14 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Violet - January 19, 2013 at 10:22 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Nine - January 19, 2013 at 10:48 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Joy Squeezy - January 19, 2013 at 10:19 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Nine - January 19, 2013 at 10:21 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Joy Squeezy - January 20, 2013 at 12:07 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Joy Squeezy - January 19, 2013 at 10:47 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Violet - January 19, 2013 at 10:52 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Cinjin - January 20, 2013 at 3:37 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Violet - January 20, 2013 at 3:50 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Cinjin - January 20, 2013 at 4:19 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Violet - January 20, 2013 at 4:24 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Nine - January 20, 2013 at 8:18 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by paulpablo - January 20, 2013 at 1:11 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by frankiej - January 20, 2013 at 2:35 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Kayenneh - January 20, 2013 at 2:42 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by frankiej - January 20, 2013 at 2:47 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Violet - January 21, 2013 at 12:42 pm

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