Alabamian Atheist in Need of Advice

[Celi]

Hello and welcome.

Alabama is like a complete clichè here. People assosiate it with teethless rednecks who whilest drunk, beat up there wifes after having sex with their sisters.

If you should happen to come here one day you will notice that when Germans in the north talk about Bavaria they might sometimes say:

"Bavaria is Germany`s Texas/Alabama/Georgia"

There really are some people like that, except for the incest part. But for the most part, I think the most significant difference between people here and in other parts of the country is that practically everyone is a protestant Christian, and the stuff that that entails.

I'm in Gadsden, the town with the coolest name in at least this state. If only there was anything else cool about it.