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Marry, Fuck, Kill
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RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
Marry Bruce Willis, because he's cool.
Fuck Sylvester Stallone, because why not.
Kill Arnold Schwarzenegger, due to unrational jealousy (my bf adores him Big Grin)

Louis C.K.
Jim Jefferies
Jimmy Carr
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Cinjin - January 15, 2013 at 4:42 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by frankiej - January 15, 2013 at 4:54 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Cinjin - January 15, 2013 at 6:04 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Jackalope - January 15, 2013 at 6:17 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Cinjin - January 15, 2013 at 8:56 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Napoléon - January 15, 2013 at 9:14 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Cinjin - January 16, 2013 at 12:07 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Cato - January 15, 2013 at 10:42 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Zen Badger - January 16, 2013 at 6:18 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Cinjin - January 16, 2013 at 11:55 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by paulpablo - January 16, 2013 at 12:12 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Cinjin - January 16, 2013 at 1:00 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by TaraJo - January 16, 2013 at 2:52 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Cinjin - January 16, 2013 at 2:56 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by paulpablo - January 18, 2013 at 7:46 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Napoléon - January 16, 2013 at 3:00 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Kayenneh - January 18, 2013 at 9:03 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Napoléon - January 19, 2013 at 9:25 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Nine - January 19, 2013 at 9:26 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Napoléon - January 19, 2013 at 9:28 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Annik - January 18, 2013 at 9:05 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Nine - January 19, 2013 at 9:30 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Napoléon - January 19, 2013 at 9:32 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Something completely different - January 19, 2013 at 9:42 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Napoléon - January 19, 2013 at 9:44 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Nine - January 19, 2013 at 12:12 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Something completely different - January 19, 2013 at 9:45 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Kayenneh - January 19, 2013 at 12:15 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Something completely different - January 19, 2013 at 12:19 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Nine - January 19, 2013 at 12:25 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Cinjin - January 19, 2013 at 6:25 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Nine - January 19, 2013 at 6:31 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Napoléon - January 19, 2013 at 6:31 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Cinjin - January 19, 2013 at 6:42 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by paulpablo - January 19, 2013 at 8:35 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Napoléon - January 19, 2013 at 8:54 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Violet - January 19, 2013 at 10:03 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Nine - January 19, 2013 at 10:14 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Violet - January 19, 2013 at 10:22 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Nine - January 19, 2013 at 10:48 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Joy Squeezy - January 19, 2013 at 10:19 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Nine - January 19, 2013 at 10:21 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Joy Squeezy - January 20, 2013 at 12:07 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Joy Squeezy - January 19, 2013 at 10:47 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Violet - January 19, 2013 at 10:52 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Cinjin - January 20, 2013 at 3:37 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Violet - January 20, 2013 at 3:50 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Cinjin - January 20, 2013 at 4:19 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Violet - January 20, 2013 at 4:24 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Nine - January 20, 2013 at 8:18 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by paulpablo - January 20, 2013 at 1:11 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by frankiej - January 20, 2013 at 2:35 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Kayenneh - January 20, 2013 at 2:42 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by frankiej - January 20, 2013 at 2:47 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Violet - January 21, 2013 at 12:42 pm

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